Your kid’s finally old enough NOT to need summer camp—and now you regret everything!

Let’s face it. We’ve all looked forward to the day where we could opt-out of spending thousands of dollars on summer camp care. The good news? You now have some disposable income. The bad? Your kid is driving you crazy.

Uncamp is your one-day sanity pass:

  • Fresh air

  • Real skills (not just Minecraft ones)

  • Horses, hammers, or both

  • And just enough structure to prevent a small uprising.

Because even big kids need to get out of the house—and so do you. Book a day. Reclaim your summer. We’ll handle the chaos for a bit.

📅 Available Uncamp Dates:

  • Week of July 14 → Mon–Fri options→ Topic: Horse Camp

  • Week of July 21 → Mon–Fri options→ Topic: Ranch Engineering

  • Week of July 28 → Mon–Fri options→Topic: Horse Camp

  • Week of August 11 → Mon–Fri options→Topic: Ranch Engineering

  • Week of August 18 → Mon–Fri options→Topic: Ranch Engineering

Location: 1491 Sunshine Valley Road. Montara, California. Email: hello@california.horse. Phone: (415) 340-1199

$110 a day.

Roughly the cost of: 47 snacks, 3 hours of screen-time guilt, and one deeply regrettable DIY slime kit

Drop in for a day. Or two. Or five. Your call.